Bubbles
 

Blowing bubbles in the bathtub
is my favourite kind of fun
I screw my eyes and face up tight
and blow them out my bum.

Sometimes they’re kind of bouncy
and they shoot across the floor
sometimes they’re kind of heavy
and they crawl towards the door.

They make a really funny noise
like popcorn in a pot
or a little paper tissue
when you fill it full of snot.

Sometimes they kind of gurgle
and then they kind of pop
and when someone is washing me
it always makes them stop.

Fluff has said they’re stinky
but I know that he can’t tell
‘cause when he blows a bubble
he says it doesn’t smell.

Some people say it’s yucky
But I think it’s an art
I blow bubbles in the bathtub
but I never-ever ...