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In the meantime Mira has prepared these;

Sausage Roll

How do you make a sausage roll?

Do you stick it down a hole?

No you don’t you silly dill

You make a sausage roll downhill.

Miss Webber was a spider of the loveliest deport

She would bite the heads off beetles for the sake of Sunday sport

She could wrestle with six lizards, tie them all up in her web

She could climb up twenty stories and still make it home for bed

And though she looks quite scary with her hairy hairy legs

And her fangs as big as buses and her muscles like big kegs

And the red stripe on her backside which declares that she could kill

You if she were to bite you, and you know somehow she will

She is really kind of friendly though she might just wrap you up

And suck out all your brain-cells and then suck out all your guts.